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Version 4.0 β€” Full Contract Pages

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The Contractor's Handbook for Pest & Wildlife Elimination. Pre-written contracts for 25+ targets β€” insects, rodents, and wildlife. Household items when they'll do the job, real chemicals when they won't.

βœ•ROACHES
βœ•WOOD RATS
βœ•CARPENTER BEES
βœ•BATS
βœ•WASPS & HORNETS
βœ•RACCOONS
βœ•SILVERFISH
βœ•SQUIRRELS
βœ•DRAIN FLIES
βœ•SNAKES
βœ•TERMITES
βœ•OPOSSUMS
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The Hit List

Every pest. Every weakness. Every kill shot β€” household items where they work, professional-grade chemicals where they don't. Now including wildlife operations.

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Bait Station Deployment

Placement makes or breaks the hit. Corners, wall junctions, and entry points β€” not the middle of the room.

KITCHEN NORTH WALL SOUTH WALL SINK STOVE ENTRY POINT PRIMARY STATION ENTRY POINT CORNER PRIORITY
The Rat Protocol

Wood rats, Norway rats, and roof rats cause structural damage, contaminate food, and spread disease. Final Blox Rodenticide (brodifacoum) is the professional-standard single-feed anticoagulant β€” one feeding is a lethal dose. This is the protocol that works on the worst infestations.

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Phase 1 β€” Eliminate Competing Food

Deny the Alternative

Before deploying any bait, remove all competing food sources. Secure trash cans, eliminate pet food left out overnight, seal compost bins, and clean up fallen fruit. Rats with competing food will ignore bait stations.

Bait acceptance is directly proportional to how hungry they are. Make the Final Blox the only food available.

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Phase 2 β€” Station Placement

Deploy Final Blox

Place Final Blox Rodenticide (18 lb, brodifacoum 0.005%) in tamper-resistant bait stations. For rats: 5–22 blocks per placement, spaced every 15–30 feet along walls and near burrows. Always against a wall β€” holes facing the wall.

Rats are neophobic (fear of new objects). Pre-bait empty stations for 3–5 days before loading Final Blox to build trust.

Final Blox Rodenticide 18 lb β€” Bell Labs β†— Protecta LP Bait Stations β†—
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Phase 3 β€” Maintenance & Lockdown

Hold the Line

Maintain fresh bait for 10+ days after last activity. Collect and dispose of carcasses with gloves β€” dead rats can still transmit disease. After population is eliminated, seal all entry points with copper mesh (Stuf-It) β€” rats cannot chew through it.

Do not seal entries while rats are still active β€” they will die inside and create odor problems. Clear the population first.

Stuf-It Copper Mesh Exclusion β†—
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Brodifacoum Safety β€” Critical

Final Blox is ONLY for use in tamper-resistant bait stations to prevent access by children, pets, and non-target wildlife. Secondary poisoning risk to raptors and foxes that eat poisoned rodents is real β€” collect and dispose of all carcasses promptly. Vitamin K1 is the antidote. Not for sale in CA, CT, or SC without professional license. Store locked, away from children and pets. Wear nitrile gloves when handling. Read the full EPA label before deploying.

Carpenter Bees

These aren't honey bees β€” they're demolition crews boring perfect half-inch holes through your fascia, decks, and rafters. Left unchecked, they return every season and invite woodpeckers to finish the job. Three-phase elimination. Total lockdown.

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Phase 1 β€” Kill the Nest

Foam the Bore

Inject Termidor Foam directly into every active tunnel. The foam expands to fill the full bore channel β€” eggs, larvae, and adults sheltering inside are eliminated on contact. Fipronil leaves a residual kill zone inside the wood for weeks.

Pro move: treat at dusk when bees are settled inside the hole.

BASF Termidor Foam β†—
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Phase 2 β€” Intercept Survivors

Deploy Traps

Attach BB PRO 30 Carpenter Bee Traps over each bore hole. Leave holes open as trap entry points. Hang additional traps on eaves and railings. Returning bees enter but cannot exit.

BB PRO 30 Carpenter Bee Traps β†—
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Phase 3 β€” Lockdown All Wood

Spray the Perimeter

Mix Fipronil Plus C Concentrate per label ratio and spray every inch of exposed bare wood. Fipronil bonds to wood and kills on contact for 90+ days. Any bee scouting a new bore site is neutralized before drilling starts.

Fipronil Plus C Concentrate β†—
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Collateral Damage β€” Read Before Deploying

Termidor Foam and Fipronil Plus C are toxic to beneficial insects including honeybees β€” apply only to structural wood, never to plants or near blooms. Keep pets and children clear during application. Do not spray near water sources β€” Fipronil is highly toxic to aquatic invertebrates. Wear nitrile gloves and eye protection when mixing concentrate.

The Wood Shield Protocol

Termites and powderpost beetles are slow killers. A $10 bag of Borax protects a $50,000 deck β€” and when you need the heavy stuff, Borate is still the industry standard DIYers use instead of paying for a fumigation tent.

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The Mix

1 lb of Borax dissolved into 1 gallon of hot water. Stir until fully dissolved. Apply with a sprayer or brush while wood is bare and accessible.

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The Science

Water carries borate deep into wood fibers. Once it evaporates, borate crystals remain permanently embedded. When a termite or beetle bites in, it's their last meal β€” the toxin disrupts their gut bacteria, causing starvation.

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Best Targets

Crawl spaces, basement joists, attic framing, exterior trim before painting, and any bare wood near soil contact. One treatment lasts decades if kept dry.

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Safety Intel

Low toxicity to mammals. Keep pets and kids clear during application and until dry. Once dry, crystals are locked in the wood β€” no ongoing exposure risk.

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Collateral Damage Warning

Boric acid and Borax are low-risk for humans but moderately toxic to dogs and cats if ingested in quantity. Always deploy bait stations in sealed containers or locations inaccessible to pets. Diatomaceous Earth is physically irritating to lungs β€” wear a dust mask on application and ventilate the room.

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βŠ• TARGET ACQUISITION SYSTEM

Step 1 β€” Target Identification

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Step 2 β€” Situation Assessment

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Step 3 β€” Elimination Strategy

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